Anonymous Memo

Mysterious Memo Mysterious Memo I missed this last week, yet at the WSJ Law Blog, Jeremy Blachman conveyed an awesome send-up of the disingenuous firmwide update. A couple snippets:We guarantee you none of these activities are identified with inconveniences on our asset report. We are basically investigating increasingly adaptable work courses of action, including a few game plans where you no longer work here and we no longer compensation you. It has nothing to do with any supposed downturn, we promise.....Finally, our wellbeing safety net provider, in the wake of getting our latest check for premiums, has requested that we extend our Family Leave program. In the event that you have a family, please leave.Blachman's (blog-conceived) novel, Anonymous Lawyer, is silly, yet I think his most prominent accomplishment is the Anonymous Law Firm site, total with counterfeit lawyer profiles. - posted by brian